Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Microsoft First Keynote in JavaOne

Interesting to know that Microsoft will have a general session for the first time in JavaOne, hope this will break the ice between Java and .NET.

I won't definitely miss the session ;-)

More details are here.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!